11 February 2004 ~ Shampoo

I can smell shampoo and it makes me paranoid!

It's not that I have anything against the smell of cleanliness, and don't feel that someone smelling of a nice lavendar would mount the nearest building and take a shot at me with a highly caliberated sniper rifle...but still, the smell of shampoo makes me paranoid.

It makes me wonder if I stayed in the shower long enough to wash it all out of my hair, or whether somewhere on my head there is a hidden layer of clean waiting to erupt.

My greatest fear is that it will rain and I will leave a trail of bubbles in my wake as I walk down the street.