17 March 2004 ~ keyboard dinner

Everybody came into work today paranoid, simply because the media have stated how disgusting the workplace really is...and the amount of bugs that live on your desk and keyboard and phone.

and so everyone suddenly developed a case of cleaning tourettes and obsessively polished anything they could get their grubby mitts on.

I did my part by showing people how to pop the keys out of their keyboard for very efficient and indepth cleaning purposes...the evil side of me slyly swapping some keys with others. I was hoping to be able to make one person have a keyboard with nothing but the letter 'A' to hit and thus test their touch typing skills. Alas, the nearest I got was to write 'press here' along the top line of the keyboard.

So remember kids...if you eat your dinner at your desk, and want to reduce the bugs that move in - always lick your keyboard clean when you are done!